What's your problem? : I really don't need those. [Forceful] If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. Preferably to the Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or Office Max. Rosemary: Whats the rumor mill churning out these days? I slept with a whole bunch of people. : Nor did Olive. Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? It didn't happen! I had a similar situation when I was your age. : I'm gonna turn you around, and take you from the back! Rhiannon : I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"] Plus lets not forget I had the bbs of a pn star. Mr. Griffith : Rosemary: You know, I dated a homosexual once. Olive: Rhi! : Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. The principal is like a captain of a ship in international waters. I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman. Olive Penderghast Rhiannon Marianne: Theres a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. : Actually make it OfficeMax; I have my eye on a label maker. Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. : Type above and press Enter to search. : : No, you're not, Olive. [During an appointment with Olive] I'm only going on what I've seen in the movies. Course you will. Olive: Oh my God! : So they got Rhiannon. Press Esc to cancel. But then the town realizes she was too harshly judged, and she's really a good person, and she dies a saint. Marianne : Olive: Mom! : Brandon He just wants to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time cause he cant pass a single test? Totally. Olive: Due to his condition, Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents in Palatka, Florida. : : No, honey. : [looks up and sees a guy dressed in a Quizno's costume]. : Sorry, I got around. That must have been pretty embarrassing. Mrs. Griffith : Olive Penderghast Who told you? Which, thanks to recent budget cuts meant *cleaning*. Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Bye now Rosemary I had a horrible reputation. Why does that matter? Really? : : [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom], [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"], [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend], [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book], [after pretending to have sex with Brandon], [about her business of pretending to have sex with people], [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob]. Do you wanna go out with me? : The one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick and punched her in the left tit. Relax. Dill: Oh, clever wordplay. I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Rhiannon: There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen. Brandon Olive: Tom Cruise? Rhiannon [believes he's talking about sex] Olive Penderghast But we're a family of late bloomers. : How's it going? Monologues from 'Easy A', Written by Bert V. Royal and Directed by Will Gluck Featuring monologues for teens and adults from Olive, Rosemary, Brandon, Mr. Griffith and Principal Gibbons Olive Penderghast Bookstore guy : But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. Nina Disney World is much more liberal. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life. : Screw all these people, Olive! You're wonderful. Olive Penderghast
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